Those of you that come here often will know that we don't update the site too much. Or at all, really. That's because we've moved on. The site will remain online as a reference for those who want to know more about the crazy world of boy racers, but it won't be updated and we won't be checking our email.

It was full of spam anyway :)

Thank you for your support, or for your funny-but-a-bit-sad attempts to insult us (depending on which category you fit into). It was a blast.

- Dave and the Boyracerguide.co.uk Crew

I'm going to give up the pretence of updating this site now. Thankyou all, it's been a laugh.

- Dave

The Boyracerguide.co.uk Crew were invited by Fuel's Richie Warren to the website launch party of Fuel and Carisma in Colchester last Saturday. Needless to say we're all suffering the effects of it this week, but damn was it a good party. It was held in Carisma's, uh, garage or whatever you call it, and was a boy racer's wet dream. Nice cars (none of your superglue, polyfiller and plastic brigade here), bangin' toons, topless women and a couple of cars that could make your head explode.

Crazy stuff. Crazy. We'll be running a feature on it soon so watch this space ;)

- Dave

My you've all been busy with the email. So busy that I had to seriously consider getting my arse in gear and program a content management system for Talk entries so I don't need to edit HTML whenever I want to update. So it's now done, and serving Talk entries, and you shouldn't even notice the difference. I'll be adding more features as time goes on.

Anyway there's several new pages of your emails up now. Enjoy.

- Dave

Happy New Year everyone.

Some of you have taken my last news post a little too seriously. Yes I have a new job. No, it's not in Basingstoke and no, it's not at Burger King. No, even if I did work at Burger King I wouldn't be spitting into people's burgers, and yes if I did I would almost certainly be disciplined by Burger King. Jeez people, don't you recognise a joke when you see one?

Anyway I've done a quick maintainence update on The Guide. Look out for a super-duper new version, with piccys and stuff coming in the next month or so. No, I really mean it this time :)

And stop emailling me so much if you're just going to say the same old tired "I hate you cos your a nob who hates my car" - from five emails a week I'm now getting close to two a day. It's hard to think of amusing put-downs for all of them...

- Dave

Happy December everyone. Sorry about the lack of updates (especially that complete Guide overhaul I keep going on about) but I've been busy at my new job. Yes, I am that new Dave in the Burger King in Basingstoke. I get to spit into boy racer's burgers. Bonus.

Anyway some more morons have been emailling us, and so I've dutifully filled two talk sections with their inane rantings. Of course there is *some* praise there too, but we can't all be two alloys short of a full set can we :)

Oh and I was lying about the Burger King thing. No, really.

- Dave

Yeah, some more flames in Talk which means I had to make another page. Good stuff though. I also tweaked some stuff in The Guide, and put a bit about those elusive "other" Crew Members in About. Enjoy.

- Dave

I was always amazed at how everyone who flamed me didn't email back after I replied to them. I guess I spoke too soon :) Some more stuff in Talk, and a link in, uh, Links.

- Dave

Couple more flames and stuff in Talk. Think I'm gonna keep this a maintainence update. Keep em coming ;)

- Dave

Got something a little different through email - an ad for boy racers to star in a Skoda commercial. Interesting slant they're taking on the whole car ownership thing - getting barry boys to dump their novas for skodas?

- Dave

A few minor updates - a couple more emails in Talk, a couple of tweaks of the Guide. This major one we keep muttering on about will probably be a while yet. Maybe we'll just tweak the backend scripts instead.

Oh we have extended the guide to include more differences between car modifiers and boy racers. Maybe that will shut up the more literate whingers among you ;) Just kidding - we like emails, keep sending em in.

- Dave

Been talking to Russ from Is It A Boat? so here's a shout out to the Is It A Boat crew. Go visit their site. Well, after you've looked around this one :P

Some relatively minor changes - a couple more entries in The Guide, About section tweaked. That major update is coming - promise - it's just that we're bogged down with our "proper" jobs here at Boyracerguide.co.uk. Yes, the ones stacking shelves at Tesco. Jeez.

- Dave

Some more stuff in Talk, and a couple new links. Gonna have a semi-major Guide update next time - watch this space.

- Dave

Woo! Some dumb emails! Check em out in Talk.

- Dave

Couple new letters in Talk. Also tweaked the guide again, mainly spelling and grammar and whatnot.

Can someone more dumb email in? It's no fun when our hate mail is all congratulatory ;)

- Dave

Added a small Glossary to the Guide, and a couple of extra bits including stuff on washer jet neons and speed cameras.

Also a new link - Sniff Petrol - it's a great site.

Someone email in, we're getting bored :P

- Dave

We've completed a total overhaul of the Guide, shoved in a new design and expanded the whole site. Pukka!

Also some new stuff in "talk"

- Dave

A new link in the "links" section, and another piece of feedback in "talk" .

- Dave

Some of you have been (finally) emailling us, so I can update the "talk" section.

The guide is in the process of a complete overhaul and redesign so please check back occasionally to see if I've got round to it.

- Dave